I used to favour strong people, intelligent people, and people that you could rely on to stand with you as the waves of shit approach. I used to hate all the weak, deceitful and idiotic people because they were the ones who would steer humanity towards inertia or failure. But then I thought, who really wants a better society anyway? Life is tough and nobody cares. So I’ve broken out the Linkin Park CDs and decided to hate everyone. I hate you. I hate your friends. I hate your family. And yes, like a 12-year-old who writes poetry about his broken heart, I even hate myself.
In hating all humanity, most would love to tell me that taking myself out would be a proactive beginning to what I think would be a better world. But that one final act wouldn’t be enough. I have work to do: I’m dedicated to my hatred and want to see it through. I must find a way to destroy all humans.
So, the big question is, how could I manage such a thing?
Luckily, over time I’ve realised that I don’t need to do a thing if I want to aid the destruction of humanity, because it’s doing a brilliant job itself. Thanks to liberalism – the theory that individual rights and equal opportunity for all are of utmost importance – we all think that we have the right to consume and breed as much as we want to. Whatever you want, you can have, so long as it doesn’t immediately impose on others individual rights and equal opportunity. Combine this with the consumer goals of today and we end up with a society full of people combining mainly to fulfil their own self-interest. You seek employment so you can profit, you’re employed so they can profit, and all those dollars go towards a new 62-inch HD TV screen so you can watch other people living the lives you wished you lived… in great clarity!
At first glance, this doesn’t appear to make a difference at all. In fact, if you fast forward to today, you’d think this makes my goal of eliminating the species even more difficult. The world population is around 6.7 billion (mostly morons) and continuously growing, something which is enforced by the world-governing U.N. upholding liberalism. To place strict rules to lower the population would spark emotional outcries of “Nazis!” or “fascists!”, as it means damaging the freedom of people to multiply and consume as much as they want. If there’s 6.7 billion people on the planet, then humanity is pretty safe from extinction, right?
Wrong!
Fortunately, as with all excess, there’s a catch to this approach that reaps glorious results for the fall of humanity. If we can continue with all this finance and fucking that people think creates a world of endless growth and prosperity, then something beautiful will occur to eradicate mankind without me even having to lift a finger. Ladies and gentlemen, this blessing in disguise is called overconsumption. Over time, all this consumption by masses of ugly humans takes its toll on the world, resulting in massive damage before most of those 6.7 billion morons even realise let alone act. This ecocidal self-sabotage all helps me by eventually weakening the supply of basic human resources and thus a massive global struggle for the limited stockpiles of pork snacks and Pepsi cans that remain. Basically, think Hurricane Katrina, but on an international scale.
So, I guess that the best thing to do for those of us who want to see humanity fail is to just live out the average Western life as normally (i.e., excessively) as possible. It may not seem like you’re having an effect, but you’ve got to think of the bigger picture. We’re all in this together. Killing people would actually result in less overconsumption. Don’t cut down on your own usage as that will lessen the damage. Consider having as many kids as possible. Consider throwing all your money into purchasing attention-grabbing flashy plastic shit and constant streaming entertainment so you can be constantly absorbed by the numbing reverie. Don’t think. Don’t care. Convince everyone you know to do the same. If someone tries to make you care, remember: it’s your right not to. The world is on autopilot and it’s heading for collapse, and if you truly hate humanity like I do, then you too will sit back and watch it crash instead of doing what’s inconvenient but necessary to make it survive.